Where the fuck are my bottom retainers???
Written at 12:22 PM by WHOOPI
The weirdest thing just happened....Every night before I go to sleep I pop my retainers in my mouth.Well this morning I woke up and noticed that I only had my top retainers in my mouth.

So where the fuck are my bottom retainers? Did I swallow them while dreaming about eating? Did I spit them out when I was sleep walking? Or did some retainer fetished gnomes come in my room in the middle of the night and stole them out of my mouth?..Well the last one is a bit unreal...but it did happen in a episode of South Park.
